As lame as the results shows are-especially this one-I still can't take my eyes off of all things Idol. The brilliance of this show is that it makes its at-home viewers part of the experience by asking them to vote, but not for a dance crew, or a dancer, or ...

This week is disco week, so we can all expect some cheesy bopping disco beats, right? Maybe some chest hair peeking out from the shirts? Shiny shoes? No. Disco is nowhere to be found on disco night; it is replaced instead by the genre-blending tactics that this season of AI ...

Since you should be doing something better with your time, or, should I say, watching something better with your time, I'll watch for you. We really only need the last five minutes of the show, anyway.

The theme this week on Idol was film songs, with guest judge Quentin Tarantino (wtf, I know). Because Idol ran over last week (causing many DVR Idol-watchers to miss Adam Lambert's killer "Mad World" performance), Ryan tells us that this week only two judges would comment on each performance. LAME. ...

As if there weren’t enough reasons to make fun of Paula Abdul, she had to have lipstick on her teeth last night. This is so visible in HD, it’s painful.