Chuck monk, also naturally. He’s useless around the house, would drive me insane, etc. I’m not so mystery prone that he’d be in any way useful.

Marry goren. He’s a nice guy, though i’d have to keep it legit at all times. Any sort of sneaking around and he’d sure call me on it with a crushing psychoanalytical bombshell. It would be worth it, though, just to get that same insight on the neighbors and waiters and whatnot. He is, however, an alcoholic who seems to be slipping into insanity, so that’s a problem.

Tried to work in a Dick Wolf joke, too lazy.